This post is for my dad who is worried that we eat nothing but Malt-O-Meal cereal. The rest of you can move along if you aren't curious about an activity which consumes 1/5 of our waking hours. Maybe 1/6--I've been awake a lot of hours recently.
It is a minor miracle when a meal turns out here, a cause for great celebration even more than it was back home. The satisfaction of negotiating a foreign grocery store and finding oranges which are actually orange instead of green, seedless grapes, cottage cheese, or canned whole tomatoes is very sweet. Paying with shekels still feel like play money, maybe because we're so removed from a cash-based society at home, but I think in shekels more instead of translating into dollars each time.
In addition to the thrill of the hunt is the joy of being able to turn ingredients into a meal while juggling tablespoons and milliliters (1:15), fahrenheit and celsius (approximately half), bagged milk, and cooking directions in Hebrew. Sometimes in my relief at a meal well done I gesticulate broadly like Tom Hanks' character on Castaway and declare in a deep voice, "Look what I have created!" (I also use this line when my dishes are all washed and stacked up like a crazy plastic sand castle on the drying rack.)
How grateful I am for the use of a car, for a monthly mileage allotment (240 mi:400 km), for produce sales on Mondays, for the pita factory (4 shekels for 10 pita), and for service couples that have shown me how to get to stores when no map or driving directions would do. I'm also grateful that the Jewish and Arabic shopping centers celebrate different holy days, so that during Rosh Hashana we could shop at the markets in Wadi al-Joz, and this week when Palestinian stores are closed for Eid al Adha, we can still buy groceries by Hebrew University or Ramat Eshkol. Unless it's after 4 on a Friday.
The pita factory deserves more description. It's up a tiny one-lane dead end alley in a nondescript one-story building next to wrought iron gates. I park on a 20% angle and promise myself I'll remember to take off the parking brake, then greet the proprietor or his family members who take the pita from shallow trays and bag them in groups of 20 or 25 before your eyes. One day I said, "One hundred. Miyye." I showed my kids the equipment around the corner, where a huge mixing vat, rising racks (think Krispy Kreme) and conveyor belts wait for tomorrow's work. We returned to the front, where the bags were still being filled and piling up. I repeated, "One hundred. Miyye." The gentleman said, "One hundred bread or one hundred shekels?" That would have been 250 pitas! I'm lucky to fit 80 in my freezer. After I load up the bright pink or yellow bags, I can usually count on someone helping guide the car as I reverse in the small parking area.
Some successful meals: Pita pizza, pita tacos, pita calzones, lasagna (in 4"x8" flat sheets, no precooking necessary), chicken noodle soup with big fat carrots and skinny celery, baked ziti, and of course the fresh local produce makes great stir-fry. Tomato paste comes in big cans, so spaghetti is a staple here as it was at home, although I haven't made meatballs yet. Somehow meat occupies a smaller portion of our plates here. Beef, ground turkey, and chicken are delicious but expensive. Same with cheese; I was proud of myself when I could read the word מוצרלה; the other cheese we like is גלבוע**. The avacados and pomegranates are amazing-one pomegranate yielded nearly 3 cups of seeds. Amanda likes to nibble the juicy end of the seed and spit out the rest.

Some less successful meals: Chicken divan didn't translate well, considering the stronger mayonnaise and the redder curry powder. The salsa I bought had a strong eggplant flavor, but the green enchilada sauce turned out fine. At the Mahane Yehuda shuk I bought a mix for fried zucchini balls which gave me a parsley aftertaste for days. That same day I bought some halva as well (sweetened sesame paste pictured above) but ate most of it myself. Ice cream here tastes like flavored whipped topping, unless you buy Ben & Jerry's at the Dominoes pizza place. The strawberry imitation jello from the Jewish stores is runny and pale pink to avoid gelatin derived from animal parts and red food dye made from beetles. Makes you want to run out and buy Utah's Official State Snack, doesn't it?
Here is a recipe I typed up for a friend. Frank and all the students are in Galilee, so we lonely leftovers ate a potluck dinner together in the cafeteria. Can you follow all the directions?
Whole Wheat Bread (or rolls)
3 C very warm water, but not as hot as the Jerusalem Center tap water at maximum heat
1 1/2 T instant or quick rise yeast.
1/3 c vegetable or canola oil
1/3 c honey—this is precious, 42 shekels ($12) for a 3 cup jar, so no changing your mind after this point, not even if you realize you don’t have enough whole wheat flour.
1 T plus 1 tsp. salt
6+ c whole wheat flour (or 3 c wheat flour and 4 1/2 c white flour)
1/2 c whole oats (or oat bran for texture-challenged kids)
1/4 c gluten (optional, and maybe unavailable here)
Combine the first 5 ingredients and mix, preferably in stand mixer. Try to add the honey before little helpers join you (honey + hair = bath night). Add 5 c flour, oats, and gluten. Mix long enough to help a 4th grader put away the clean silverware. Continue to add flour slowly until the dough forms a ball and scrapes the excess dough off the sides of the bowl. Remind preschoolers that we never ever reach into the mixing bowl when it’s turning. Continue to mix for 5-10 minutes, as long as it takes a 6-year old to write ten spelling words 3 times each. Preheat oven to 100-125 degrees or 50 C, lower oven racks, then double check first grader’s b’s and d’s and hunt for an eraser. While mixing, sniff-check the hands of any children who claim they just barely washed, then stand your ground until they do it again.
Finish kneading dough by hand on an oiled countertop, or better yet, a jelly roll pan with sides high enough to contain the flour. Resist urge to roll your eyes when flour spills on the newly washed floor. (Note to self: knead bread before washing floor.) Slice dough with a knife into 2 large or 3 small loaves (or 24 rolls). Pat down and roll into loaf shape (or rolls) then put into greased bread pan (or WELL GREASED muffin cups). Remind six year olds to turn their heads before coughing near food. Google cooking temperatures needed to kill germs (150 F or 70 C internally for 10 minutes). Turn off your oven and cover loaves loosely with saran wrap, and put in a warmed oven to rise until double (about an hour). Meanwhile search Power Point for a button that will reverse text direction for a junior high Hebrew class assignment. Remove loaves from the oven and preheat to 350 degrees (or 180 C). Bake loaves for 25-30 min (or rolls 15-20 minutes. Ask the fourth grader to show you how to set a timer on your cell phone). Remove from pans immediately and place on a wire cooling rack. Persuade high school kids that it is more rewarding to wash crusty muffin cups than to eat rolls before dinner.
**( מוצרלה=Mozzarella; גלבוע.=Gilboa is a smooth pale yellow cheese which I just discovered is made from sheep's or goat's milk. Hmm. To tell the kids or not to tell the kids?)